lunar trebuchet Freedom Catapult
It is time to send launch Lieberman into outer space. By popular demand he will be shot off to Venus. Because of his close relationship to the Bush administration, Joe Lieberman will have the honor of benefiting from Bush's goals of returning to the moon and establishing lunar laboratories there. Joe will be launched from the moon in a specially equipped Freedom Saucer constructed from titanium mined on the moon's surface.
Education is important. Since gifted students are too valuable to risk on a dangerous lunar mission, the lowest scoring participant in the national spelling bee, George Bush, will press the button to launch Lieberman to Venus.
The Freedom Catapult will launch the Freedom Saucer with sufficient Joementum to send it into space where it will use it's Inertia-for-Lieberman Joementum Space Drive to send it all the way to Venus.
Because we're too progressive to submit our fellow human beings to substandard living conditions, the Venus for Lieberman Party will be given the opportunity to outfit the Freedom Saucer with tasty snacks, cable TV, and a comfortable chair.
The quest for knowledge is a vital force in our great nation. Therefore, two houseplants will be taken aboard the Freedom Saucer. Once on Venus, one plant will be exposed to the thick, toxic, acidic Venusian atmosphere and the other will sit next to a radio constantly spewing Ann Coulter's rantings. The plants will be monitored to determine which is more harmful to life: hot sulphurous fumes, or the sound of Ann Coulter's voice.
Have a better way of dealing with Lieberman than blasting him off to Venus? Leave a suggestion in the comments.