President Bull today announced the purchase of a Dubai residence closely resembling the 1600 Pennsylvania ave we're all so familiar with. He, along with his VP, and staff have decided the move was the safest thing to do, what with the nerve center of the military also taking up residence there. The move receives the approval of the 20% hard core Bullish and as everyone knows, 20% is 50% of the voting public, a mandate in anyone's book.
President Bull also used the internets as a good excuse to get out of DC. "I can run America in my pajamas nowadays." he boasts. "We now have a global economy and it's best to go where the money is, according to the other of my favorite philosophers." He brushed away the other 80% of America's worries by affirming his decision to keep his ranch in Crawford once Texas drops it silly extradition laws. "We have non-stop flights from Dubai to Crawford all during the month of August anyway" He said, "and my ranch has a nifty private runway".
The Democratic congress has unanimously agreed to the move after being told by their corporate sponsers it would make them look UN-American to object.
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