How is it that ‘Very Serious People’ have yet to catch on to the way to defeat every party line Republican on key national issues? The great part of this is that sometimes you take on the whole bunch at once.
Have you ever noticed how a Republican condemns whatever a Democrat does or says? If a Democrat doesn’t want to use the term ‘Global War On Terror’, then the Republicans can’t help but instinctively punch back. Even though they promoted the same concept at one time, they just can’t help themselves.
Or how about Pelosi’s trip? They just can’t help themselves. They expose their hypocrisy by condemning what they themselves are doing, simply because they can’t help themselves.
All we have to do is use that endearing quality of contrariness to our advantage. I say we start out easy. Have Murtha declare that he loves cute little puppies. It would be fun to hear comedians like Limbaugh have to carry the water.
"You’re not going to believe this, folks. Murtha loves ‘Cute Little Puppies’. Now, I’ve got him on tape. I’ll play that clip so you can hear it with your own ears. Just stick around. You gotta’ hear this... And, as everyone knows, ‘Cute Little Puppies’ - I’ll call them CLPs - grow up to be big, ferocious dingoes that eat little children. Have you read about the attacks on our children? Little children! ‘CLPs’ are a menace to the very core of our society, folks! Children! Accept it! Now, a moonbat like Murtha probably feeds KiddieChow to ‘CLPs’. Just grind ‘em up, Sarge! Grind up the children and save the ‘CLPs’ the trouble... Folks, I gotta’ tell you, these people are real sick-os. I’ve never seen anything like it."