Guns don't kill people, ATV noises kill people.
Dateline West Virginia ( forgive me, I'm listening to Kent Jones Now on the Rachel Maddow Show ), The Associated Press reports
The annoying buzz of an all-terrain vehicle may have triggered a deadly shootout that led police to file a rare charge of "murder by duel," authorities said.
More after the jump.
When everybody has a gun, this is what happens:
Witnesses saw the men argue in the road, part ways to retrieve handguns and return with weapons, Bell said. Testing determined that both weapons were fired. Martin was fatally shot in the torso.
Witnesses told police that Simpson was disturbed by the roaring sound of an ATV that Martin repeatedly drove past Simpson's house while helping a woman move.
So if someone says to you that if all the students at Virginia Tech had guns then fewer people would have died because they all would have shot the loonie, relay that little anecdote about the noisy ATV.