Welcome to the concise guide to Republican family values, marriage edition.
Today, we look at the major 2008 presidential candidates.
Our contestants include five Republicans and four Democrats selected by the conservative-leaning realclearpolitics.com polling update page.
As you can see, Republicans love marriage much more than Democrats. In fact, for every one marriage the Democrats have, the Republicans have 2.2. That means Republicans are 120% more likely to get married than Democrats!
Now as you can see from the next table, Republicans are far more likely to get remarried than Democrats! In fact, no Democrats get remarried at all, but 80% of Republicans get remarried!
100% of Republicans choose spouses capable of bringing a child into the world, while a full 25% of Democrats choose spouses incapable of bearing children. Moreover, Republicans understand the importance of a younger, fertile spouse: the average Republican spouse is younger than the average Democratic spouse even though the average Republican is 10 years older!
That's all the time we have today for the concise guide to family values!