CNN might as well join with the E! channel. They destroyed the Headline News channel. Nancy Grace shrieks and Glenn Beck freely admits he's an idiot.
I'm checking my e-mail, watching Bill Kristol calling the Bush Administration incompetent on C-Span. I open my mailbox and there's a CNN Breaking News Alert. I open it and see this...
CNN Breaking News
From: CNN Breaking News (BreakingNews@MAIL.CNN.COM)
Sent: Fri 5/04/07 6:29 PM
Reply-to: newseditor@MAIL.CNN.COM
To: TEXTBREAKINGNEWS@CNNIMAIL12.CNN.COM
-- A judge has sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in Los Angeles County jail for violating her probation on a reckless driving charge. Watch the latest video now on CNN.com. Access at http://CNN.com. CNN - The most trusted name in news.
Who is the editor there? Joan Rivers? I can't imagine that qualifies as remotely noteworthy. I'll buy a gossip magazine if I want to follow Paris Hilton. Maybe they'll send me a text message the next time Lindsay Lohan gets drunk and falls over.