MY KIDS WILL SUFFER IF WE DON'T GET HELP, NOW!!
I have mild ADHD. The doctor said that my concentration might be better if I get outside more. He said getting out on his boat and doing some fishing does wonders for him. That's where I come to you, the great piggy bank of the internets, Daily Kos! Help my kids by donating to daddy's boat fund.
MY KIDS ARE SUFFERING AS WE SPEAK...
Why?
Because without a dad with great concentration skills, these kids may grow up to be drug addicts, prostitutes, or even republicans. Without your help, society as a whole will have two more lost souls to contend with.
America will suffer from your inaction!
This community does wonderful things. When the BYU student body wanted to protest the commencement speech of Cheney, the community gave, what, $20k something in donations in a day or two?
We can save my children, together.
Please, I beg of you. We desperately need your help.
These poor kids need their Daddy, please HELP!!
If everyone in this community (100,000?) gave $1, that could buy one hell of a boat, but if everyone gave $20, that would put us into luxury yacht territory! Think of what you can do, today, for my children AND America! Please donate right now.
Link to donation site, including updates to be posted shortly.
Please don't let my kids grow up without their dad
I'd make a tip jar, but I feel it would only be a distraction. Please tip with your DOLLARS! Also, let's get this on the recommended list. DO IT FOR MY KIDS!!!