Unconfirmed rumors are circulating that Mary Cheney will celebrate Father's Day by finally acceding to Fundamentalist pressure to marry her baby's daddy.
Although longtime "friend" Heather Poe has been unavailable for comment, Log Cabin Republican leaders are calling the marriage (if true) one of political convenience.
While no rumors regarding any wedding have been confirmed, there is one photo of an amazingly lifelike cake topper depicting the beautiful bride-to-be and her glowing groom.
Although no photos of her baby's daddy have surfaced in the media, this portrait of the proud grandparents with little Sammy David Jr. confirms that the cake topper bears an uncanny resemblance to their grandchild.
(See background on the virgin Mary's birth this story here)