Cross-posted from And The Horse You Rode In On (UPDATED from the original posted on 5/29)
What Mendeleyev did for the elements we’ve now done for the toxic miscreants.
Here at last is a link to the Periodic Table of the Criminal Elements.
You’ll meet O’Reilly (Blovium), Cheney (Sneerium), Bush (Moron), Gonzales (Perjuron), Yoo (Humbuggium), Zell Miller (Obnoxygen), Feith, Scalia, Abramoff—the whole rogues gallery.
Disclosure: the unspeakable remains nameless. Karl Rove, who lies [sic] beyond all known scientific limits of coloration, odor, viscosity, and toxicity, has been left to wallow in his own elemental name, Rovium.