I wonder if the serious sinner Sen. Vitter's wife actually chopped off his wang-dang, as she threatened to if he were to be caught in a Lewinsky-style affair.
"I’m a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary," Wendy Vitter told Newhouse News. "If he does something like that, I’m walking away with one thing, and it’s not alimony, trust me."
"I think fear is a very good motivating factor in a marriage," she added. "Don’t put fear down."
Now, Citizens for Legitimate Government is reporting "that Senator David Vitter is in the Ochsner Foundation Hospital in New Orleans."
http://www.legitgov.org
Remember where you heard it first. That is all.
UPDATE: We just got this posted in the comments. Seems as though this may be more than just "gleeful speculation." Stay tuned...
"I am waiting on getting additional info/confirmation.
BTW, I had this information since Wednesday, but waited on disseminating it.
Thank you for posting our update here, redglare.
Lori
Lori R. Price
Mgr., Citizens For Legitimate Government"
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BTW, Sorry about misspelling hypocrisy in the poll. It's set in stone, though. I can't edit that...however I do like the suggestion made that it's really the best name for the form of government hatched by Republicans: "Hypocracy."