I've had it.
I've reached my breaking point. I am 125 pounds of pure, gimpy rage. I am a wheelchair on the path of destruction, and I'm taking people out.
Yeah, we look harmless, all crippled and shrivled and deformed, the way the drool glistens cutely on our lower lips, but that is simply the saliva of a ferocious appetite of anger! I'm going full speed and mowing down any of the sorry ass motherfuckers who don't have sense enough to run!
Want to know the reason for my rage? Step into the mind of handicapped horrors!
Yeah, that's right. Slacker, Dr. F, Cogito, all you screaming meme-ies of the so called liberal left, I've had it with the politics of destruction. I've had it with people who's egos are so small they can't post intelligent, thoughtful things about their candidates, so instead play smear games with those they feel threatened by like some mouth-breathing fundie trying to prove
my God(s) sucks without telling me why theirs is so damn skippy. Oooo. Your cunning quotes and witty reparte of reciting Faux dangers impresses me so! I'm trembling in my seatbelt.
We get it. Dean is the antichrist. His nomination will singlehandedly bring down the very fabric of our existence with his civil unions and concern for all Americans, even if they happen to be inbred cousin-lovers who can't let go of stupid age old hatreds that have been ingrained in their heads since birth. Heavens forfend if someone - a Doctor, no less, should stand up and say poor, white kids with racist parents deserve healthcare, too. The Democratic party is only concerned with itself, after all. Oh. And NASCAR Dads. They win elections.
And before you come at me, guns blaing with your Dean-hating kool-aid crap, I'm a BRAUN supporter. I believe in a world where a wise black grandma can run a country that for too loong has ignored the wisdom of of wise black grandmas. I haven't drunk any concoctions or donated any money, I'm just one gimp screaming in the wilderness and wondering how long my Buddhist beliefs can keep me quiet in the face of idiocy on display.
I guess we know the answer to that one.
So report me. Ban me, flame and hang me out to dry, but I'm sick of coming to a place, a home, a fortress of intelligent discussion and the meeting of minds to see sewage spewed under the name of reason and rational thinking.
I dare you to go one week with only posts about yoyr guy being good, reaching out to new voters and inspiring a movement that's anywhere close in size to what Dean has done. The revolution isn't only being televised, it's on the internet, too. But I really don't think you guys can do it - not because your respective candidates aren't good people, because they are, but because you never learned how to play nice in the sandbox.
So do it. Prove me wrong. Show me you can take the heat and deliver.
I'm waiting.
Until Kos bans my gimpy ass.