AP Warsaw
In a bold and stunning development, the Left Wing leaning political message board "Daily Kos" invaded Poland today with an army of nearly 450,000 bloggers. Using mostly bombastic hyperbole and sharp rhetoric, the bloggers overwhelmed Polish grammarians and quickly seized control of the nations political debate.
The tiny and outdated Polish servers could not withstand repeated Google bombs and soon crumpled under the assault. The capital of Warsaw is still holding on but many conservatives are already fleeing for fear of reprisals from the many ex hippies and gen xers involved in this "movement" which has been likened by some to the Nazis.
The army is led by known lefty former soldier Markos Moulitsas Zúniga who is known as someone who leads with the iron hand of troll rating, often resorting to "banishment" of bloggers who refuse tow the party line.
The intent of the Polish invasion is not fully known but many true Americans (r) speculate that it is the Kossacks obsession with single payer health care that is driving this wanton imperialist horde.
Surrounding nations are increasing internet security and calling on NATO and Microsoft for support. The nation of India has already promised to increase its numbers of tech support personnel to handle the expected crush of the ravenous throng of angry bloggers.
Acting President Dick Cheney responded by ordering the suspension of the first amendment and arrested congress when they attempted to enact orders of impeachment.
Talk show host and sexual predator Bill O'Reilly led off his show this evening with a comment entitled "I Told You So" and Jet blue began boycotting itself.