There is a new Enemy, as the Press Conference reveals!
There will always be an enemy. There has always been an enemy. The enemy is terrifying. Sometimes the enemy changes, and yet the enemy has always been the enemy.
The enemy hates us, because we are all things good. We kill them, because they are all things evil
They are among us, but they are not like us. They hate us for who we are. Because we are so pretty and fine and good!
They make us do bad things, because sometimes they are even within us, and then, especially, we must crush them.
They are coming for our children. They will follow us home. They are undermining the institution of marriage. They are alien, they are illegal, they are beyond the pale. They fit the profile. They are blasphemers and heretics. They are invisible, they are everywhere, they lurk and they pounce. They are coming from inside the house. They did have sex with that woman. Their glove does fit!
They are, of course, the living, walking dead, risen from their graves to scoop out the brains of your children - the very twisted polar opposite of the Raptured chosen! They are the Undead. Watch and weep for our country. Tremble and be afraid!
