Nazis, KKK, cannibals. The nutroots here at Daily Kos have been called many things. Their fasco-communist homosexual agenda is aimed at one thing and one thing only: The utter destruction of the United States of America.
Like marauding barbarians, they spread across the internet pillaging and burning innocent moderates along the way. No longer content to rule the backwater hovels of the internet, these godless savages have taken to their Volvos and the Priuses and are cutting a swath of death and destruction as they seek to conquer every state in the union.
I call on all red-blooded god-fearing Americans to step up to the plate. There is a war on and you are either a true patriot, or you are with them. We must fight them here on the internet, lest we be forced to fight them at home, in the polls and on the streets of small towns across America.
The Raging Mongol Hordes want you to have health care! Who will stand with me at the walls of the White House and turn them back?
Now I know what you are thinking. There is no way that these people can be as bad as I am saying.
Well, you are wrong!
They are racist, anti-Semitic slackers. They speak of their support for American troops, but not one of them has served in the military
And yet I tell you, they are more than willing to violently oppose our fair and balanced president, his kind and lovable Vice President and their honest and honorable political strategist. Instead of showing either of them the respect they deserve, these ignorant barbarians use derogatory nicknames like Dubya, and Dick, and Turd blossom.
If we do not do something now, it will not belong before these maniacs are at the gates to the Capitol screeching that they want a slice of the pie. That they want to be represented in those hallowed halls.
Their bible is the violent manuscript Crashing the Gates. Their leader Markos has in his thrall thousands of rampaging bloggers, ready to follow their own Ghengis Khan through the gates of hell in a a demonic attempt to conquer the heavenly plains of America.
We must fight back. We must not let liberals take back what we rightfully stole. We can not lose. If we lose our nerve, if we deign to compromise with the radicals, America as we know it will be destroyed.
Imagine living in a country with a balanced budget. A country where corporations can't buy politicians or gouge their customers. Where healh care is guarenteed for all Americans. Where military force is the last resort. Where Americans are able to earn a living wage. Where people aren't abducted and tortured with no warning and no recourse.
That is what the Daily Kos Mongols want to do to America! That is why we must do whatever it takes to defeat them.
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