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Top 10 Larry Craig Excuses for Getting Arrested in a Minnesota Airport Toilet
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Tuesday, Aug. 28, 2007
Tuesday, Aug. 28, 2007
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1:30:36pm PDT
I wasn't playing footsy with that guy. I have Restless Leg Syndrome.
I was on a quest to find the Tidy Bowl Man.
I thought a glory hole might have something to do with the Patriot Act. You know, "glory, glory, hallelujah."
I wanted to buy tickets for a Vikings game, and the guy on Craig's List said to meet him in the toilet. I guess I clicked on the wrong category, huh? Damn you, Internet!
I was feeling the bottom of the stall because I left some bubblegum there the last time.
The Republicans are having their convention in Minneapolis next summer and I wanted to make sure the airport bathrooms are spic and span.
While at the airport bar I think some Democrat slipped Ecstasy in my drink when I wasn't looking.
I needed something to read while on the john, so I wanted to know if the fellow in the next stall had any magazines.
Bad diarrhea! I was so dehydrated that I got confused and didn't know who I was. I thought I was Mark Foley.
I was afraid I had walked into the ladies' room by mistake so to make sure I played footsy with the "lady" in the next stall - and it was a DUDE! I couldn't see the ankles.