Dear Angry Gay Basher:
You can come out now. Its ok. We accept you for who you are. It is ok to be gay. Really it is. You don't have to hate yourself any more. I know it is going to be a hard transition for you. Perhaps a good counselor would help you love yourself more.
Oh, I know it isn't going to be easy. Your friends are probably angry gay bashers too. But it is highly likely they are every bit as gay as you are. The idea of gay sex gets them every bit as hot and bothered as it does you. They cover their desires with anger just like you do. You can have a support group if you want.
And of course you have done your level best to teach your kids to hate just as much as you do. So you've gotten yourself into a little bit of a bind. But since there is a significant genetic component to homosexuality, there is a fair chance one of your kids will be gay too. So it is probably best you teach them not to hate themselves now, and how better to teach than by example?
So, for the sake of the children, learn to love yourself. Being gay doesn't mean you have to hang out in airport bathrooms or assault pages. You don't have to write laws limiting the types of behavior you wish you could engage in, or vote for politicians who have not yet admitted to themselves that they too are gay. This type of self-destructive behavior is a symptom of the self-loathing you have suffered with for so long. It is better to come out strong and proud than to be a sordid headline. Take control of your life.
Being gay is fine. It is natural. Birds do it. Chimps do it. Even big muscular rams do it. I hear it can be a lot of fun. You can try out being bi too. Look into the latest surgeries. Be poly, or fight for the right to marry. There is a whole world of possibilities out there, if you can be brave enough to seize them. Remember, courage is not the absence of fear, but the conquering of it. Don't live your life in fear and anger, pretending to be something you are not. Be a real man.
I'll be proud of you when you make that leap. It's not easy to come out. But do you really want to hide any longer?
Kind regards,
Dan Quixote de la Mahopaca
P.S. Always use protection.