So, you think that the University of Florida student who was tasered by campus security is the biggest wimp in the United States of America. You also claim to have been tased for a story, acting as if it was no big deal. Well, I for one do not believe a word you say given your well documented track record. So I offer this challenge to you, Bill O'Reilly:
Have someone taser you to the same degree the Florida student was tasered, live on The O'Reilly Factor.
And make sure to have five people hold you down while the shocks are administered. If you want to act like a big tough guy, put up or shut up. I'm willing to bet that you're yellow... a lilly-livered chicken. That's right, I think you're a gutless coward. Come on O'Reilly... I double dog dare you to prove your manliness. Many people who do not watch The Factor would likely tune into your show that day. So it might help your ratings against Keith Olbermann. It's the perfect opportunity for you to boost ratings and show how tough you are.
There is no down side to accepting this challenge if you are as manly as you claim to be. Don't be a wimp; accept the challenge.