Just saw a Special Report on Larry Craig. Turns out, he's informed colleagues of the real circumstances underlying the recent scandal concerning his behavior in the restroom at the Minneapolis airport.
The week before, according to Craig, he ate nothing but pepperoni pizza and beer owing to a hectic legislative schedule. Accordingly, when Craig arrived at the Minneapolis airport, he was experiencing severe stomach discomfort. Unfortunately, when he arrived at the restroom, things were not "moving."
He therefore tapped his foot while sitting on the bowl in an effort to create enough momentum below to dislodge the solid waste that were stuck up in there and "unwilling to make a peaceable exit." According to his statement, he then grabbed at the bottom of the stall walls to get the leverage he needed to push the offending feces out of his person.
I, for one, consider this explanation to be entirely believable. A friend of mine has had similar toilet challenges. I fully expect that Craig's guilty plea will be discharged and the Senate investigation canceled.
I hope you get to feeling better real soon, Senator.