Mitt Romney, as a Mormon, believes that women do not have souls, and that the only way for girls to get into one of the three Mormon heavens is through the endowed penis of a Mormon husband. No, I am not making this up. And yes, his cock was fondled during his endowments. Mormons like to fondle the penes of teenage boys undergoing their endowments. And again, I am not making this up. Yes, really, I am not making this up!
Mormons are not Christians. While they are mostly nice law-abiding people from Utah, their religion makes them more whacky than the wackiest of Shia Muslims (who believe the Angel Gabriel was near-sighted, confusing Mohammed for his cousin Ali).
For myself, I regard the founder of Islam, and his writings, as I regard the founder of Mormonism, and his writings. We add Mary Baker Eddy, Ellen White, H.P Blavatsky, Charles Taze Russell, Father Divine, Rev. Moon, L. Ron Hubbard, et al. to the list.
Mitt for President! Should this rather competent person actually get the Republican nomination, his religion will be a delightful Democratic object of derision. Everything you ever wanted to know about Mormonism and got sick when you learned of it.
Oh, yes, his endowed penis. It's the thing we chase him with. He will be compelled to give up the Mormon Endowments.