Today's astroturfer is of such limited imagination that they probably have trouble coming up with a new hit diary every day. So ( and credit goes to my brother for the idea.) I've created the following standard format for hit diaries in order to save them a lot of work. A win win situation you might say:
"I have been doing some independent thinking about {Hilary/Edwards/Obama/Colbert/Gravel} and have decided, after considerable independent thought that said candidate does not merit your vote. Said candidate is {Unelectable/mushy/bad in the sack} because they X and this means that they will not be able to capture the crucial {Independent/Latino/Tibetan/Bigfoot} vote. Said candidate has a track record of {Snorting cocaine/Snorting dishwashing powder/feasting on the blood of innocents.} Furthermore said candidate is really a {Empty suit/Republican/intrinsic force for evil that existed since the dawn of creation.}
If we elect {Gravel/Hilary/Edwards/Obama/Colbert} in the primaries we shall create a/the {Permanant Republican majority/Anti-Christ/Love child of Karl Rove and Bill O'Reily.) And America shall {Become a festering den of maggots/A pustlent boil filled with rotting cancers/like an eighties music video, a paticularly bad one.}
On the other hand my candidate is {very electable/content filled/a demon in the sack}. Though you would never guess it from a thirty second browse through my comments and diaries I just so happen to support {Gravel/Hilary/Edwards/Obama/Colbert/Satan/Ron Paul/Reagan/Cheney.} I have recently came to support this candidate after a measured consideration of the issues. You should also support said candidate because all other candidates want to eat your puppies."