...to screw in a light bulb.
Yes, it's time for a little tension-breaker during the primary diary season.
That most American haiku, the light bulb joke. And of course, to remind us of why we are here at dailyKos, The Republican Light Bulb Joke.
So, without further adeiu, as I only have but so much material for this thin diary until y'all catch the frisbee and fling it along:
How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?!
All of them. One to tightly hold the light bulb very still in Kansas, and the rest of them to screw the country.
How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?!
Republicans don't screw in light bulbs;
they screw in airport men's rooms!
Republicans don't screw in light bulbs;
they screw in the congressional page's dormitory!
Republicans don't screw in light bulbs;
they screw in diapers!
Republicans don't screw in light bulbs;
they screw in the dark, wearing their socks and wing tips!
Republicans don't screw in light bulbs;
they screw in spite of their fear, shame, and repellence at the act!
Republicans don't screw in light bulbs; they screw in
*Your punchline here!*
How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?!
Three. One neocon, to lie to us that the bulb ever needed changing to begin with; one money con to pay for the bulb initiative, which is sold by Neil Bush; and one blue collar theocon and their vote - something has to get screwed!