I always expected the question of how Mike Huckabee's son killed that dog* would be a fertile source for opposition researchers.
But I didn't expect that would happen the minute the Iowa polls closed!

Yikes! Go for it, guys! It's kinda like that old game, Clue? With the knife in the woods? Or throwing rocks down the ravine? Republicans....
NOTE * Bud, from Legal, insists that I add the word "alleged" here.