Oh. My. God.
McCain's answer to Chuck
Submitted by Primary Monitor on Fri, 2008-01-04 22:16.
According to Wilford Brimley, voting for John McCain is the right thing to do.
"Wilford Brimley is our response to Chuck Norris," McCain said on his campaign bus. "He's huge in every way."
And The Onion staff just gives up and jumps out the friggin' window.
Jesus! Who's advising this guy? Answering Chuck Norris with Wilford Brimley?
Are you f*@%ing kidding me? What planet are you on, Magoo?