Anything but the N word, that is.
Call Obama the A word (for Arab), call him the T word (for Terrorist) or the D or E words (for Different or Elite), but whether it's you that's on the stump running for the office of Prisoner-in-Chief or you’re the demigoddess who shares your ticket, the Bering Strait Barracuda, whatever you do, don't use the one word that betrays the feeling shared by so many members of the party of Lincoln who will forever regret his issuing that God damned Emancipation Proclamation.