EDIT: No diary on this site is meant to convince anyone. We are all preaching to the choir. That is why it should be obvious that I am not making fun of terrorism or being snarky about Obama , but I'm trying to expose the absurdity of the claims hateful people bring up. I believe most comments were written without reading the content because every sentence here is meant to expose a contradiction in the Republican smear campaign. If I said, "They say he's a terrorist, but they're really stupid for saying that and even expecting normal voters to believe their claims. And they cannot even get their accusations straight", would it be acceptable? Because that's exactly what I'm saying here, only through snark. I am really surprised that I have to spell it out. If you don't like it, I have no problem with that, but please don't tell me to get lost. (I respect your opinion. I wore an antiwar armband when I lived in Georgia on the first week of the Iraq War, it was not exactly popular, but not even then and there did people tell me to get lost. I don;t have a problem with disagreement, it's human and healthy and I respect your disagreement. I hope you respect me, too.)
A MUSLIM terrorist apparently because he's been an active member of a CHRISTIAN church for the past two decades, which only proves how Muslim he is. He'll make all of us Muslims by government force. Islamic prayer will be mandatory in schools and government buildings. He will have tea parties with Al Qaida at the White House discussing the best way to bring America down.
He's a "whitey" hater, a RACIST terrorist. Look at his association with Wright. He hates white people, like everyone in his CHRISTIAN church.
He is a community organizing terrorist. He caused the economic crisis single-handedly by giving welfare queens homes for free- on your dime! If he's elected, he'll tax you to death and give all your money to poor MINORITIES. ACORN, ACORN, ACORN, ACORN, ACORN!!! Did I mention ACORN?
He's a SOCIALIST, a COMMUNIST, a MARXIST, EUROPEAN style. Obviously, because he owns a passport and he's a Democrat! He wants to socialize everything! The government will own your soul. He'll tax you to death (and then give you horrible things like health care and education)! He's a European Socialist (oh, you know how awful those European socialist countries are with their ski resorts and luxurious beaches, fashion centers, banks, famous artists, four star restaurants, their horrible cities like Paris and Barcelona and Rome, what socialist hell holes). How dare those Europeans give their citizens universal health coverage? Freedom haters!
He's an anti-war DOMESTIC terrorist! He'll bomb the White House to protest the war! He's been trained for this since the age of eight by Ayers. That's how much he hates our troops. AYERS, AYERS, AYERS, AYERS. Did I mention AYERS?
He's an ENVIRONMENTAL terrorist. He'll do anything to prevent the US from building new energy plants, even if that means bombing nuclear plants and killing every American!
He's an ETHNIC terrorist. He's an Arab and hates non-Arabs, particularly Jews and Americans. He'll bomb ya and then he'll go and bomb Israel!
Gees, I wonder why these totally consistent, truthful accusations aren't sticking?