I mentioned this to Sarah Palin when I ran into her in Philadelphia over the weekend.
"That's no lady," Palin shouted..."That's Cindy McCain!"
Ordinarily, I would have had a smart ass comment to make...having been tossed a softball like I haven't seen since I was playing T-Ball as a five year old. But...I was feeling really sorry for Sarah Tundra Trash, and maybe even a $600,000,000 heiress, as well. So, rather than give the sigle digit IQ, VP Wannabe, the business end of my rapier-like wit...I just broke out in song.
"Na, na, na, na...na, na, na, na...HEY HEY HEY...GOOD-BYE!"
In case anyone ELSE was been either asleep, toasted, vacationing on the Dark Side of the Moon, or just needed a weekend away...
WHILE YOU WERE OUT...Virginia was officially moved to the Obama column, BY EVERYONE. North Caolina is either Blue or Leaning Blue. Obama leads in Indiana, Missouri, and Nevada...and is CHALLENGING IN GEORGIA.
Florida Governor Charlie Crist...a one-time Short-Lister for VP, prior to Johnny Cialis getting a whiff of Miss Congeniality...has now told the McNuts Campaign that the Florida Governor "WILL BE UNAVAILABLE" for any further campaigning between now and November 4th.
Noted conservative commentators are calling for a "Landslide Victory" for Obama...and, Johnny Economy walled himself into a bunker in an effort to come up with a "NEW ECONOMIC PLAN."
WOW...thank GOD, that Johnny McWhartonSchool is going to come up with a new economic plan ON A DAY THAT THE STOCK MARKET GOES UP BY 1000 POINTS. I don't know what we would have done without the "NEW" Johnny McMasterOfTheObvious Economic Plan.
On Saturday, John Boy called his own supporter on the capret for being a little too nasty when discussing Obama. Yesterday, he told another supporter that he was going to "KICK OBAMA's ASS" at the final debate. Today...Little Johnny Adolph sent Eva to the ROCK SOLID RED STATE of Indiana to parade around in her best Tina Fey outfit, while he hangs out in the bunker breaking his OWN arms and attaching electrodes to his OWN genitals.
Okay, okay...I SWEAR I am not reveling in the dismay of others. THAT, would simply NOT be the Quaker thing to do.
On the other hand...republicans have lied and/or screwed their way to the top for so long...that somehow watching them go through ALL THAT TROUBLE and then get to semi-enjoy, if not at least "appreciate" their plight for a FULL three weeks before they ACTUALLY have to "go away" for eight years...well...you could broil me a full pound filet mignon, aged a full nine months, pop the top on a 38 degree Miller High LIfe, and tell my wife and I that Brangelina were ringing the doorbell naked, and it STILL wouldn't "get any better than this."
Well...almost, haha.
My point is...there is simply something radically wrong with the toothless NASCAR contingent continuing to be almost universally responsible for allowing their ability to be sucked into YET ANOTHER bullshit story, to reult in the rest of us having to worry about how many of our children will be on their way to the next invaded nation...or, having to beat our own heads against the wall because we just can't figure out why a million more out of work Americans CONTINUE to vote for the same arrogant bastards who sent those jobs overseas in the first place.
AND...the even better news is, regardless of what Sarah Palin has to say about how "NOT GUILTY" of anything she was allegedly found to NOT BE...my guess is that now that a little more than her flute-filled swimsuit photos have been exposed...the Mit Romney won't be looking for his VP Nominee anywhere NEAR the thriving metropolis of Wasilla, after accepting the republican nomination for President in 2012.
Yes, on a day when the stock market did have its biggest one day increase in history...there is at least a little more to be excited about, as a matter of fact, than perhaps I have gone into in this Posting. Am I overjoyed by the fact that my wife and I played Goldman Sachs and Morgan Staley LIKE SARAH Palin's Magical Flute, today?
"You betcha!"
More importantly, however...we are simply wanting Barack Obama to take a BIG DEEP BREATH and not get TOO carried away with any number of "NEW PLANS" of his own between now and the end of The McCain Era THAT NEVER WAS.
NO sense in giving the lunatic fringe anything ELSE to shoot at. We KNOW you are the better Candidate, Barack. We KNOW you will change the world. We KNOW that CHANGE HAS COME...and his name IS Barack Obama.
Your supporters will NOT be compacent. We will NOT be swift-boated, Gored, Bushed, Roved, or allow ANYTHING to stand in the way of your success.
We will do OUR part. You do YOURS...by saving all of the incredible thoughts you have yet to express...UNTIL AFTER THE LANDSLIDE. What you have already done, has gotten you to a point, where the latest polls show that EVEN ON TERRORISM, you are now a more respected authority, than Johnny War Hero.
DOn't go on vacation, Barack. But, don't go swining at any 3-0 pitches that are out of the strike zone at this point, either. It's the bottom of ther 9th, and you are ahead by five runs. Johnny Strikeout has no one on, two out, and he is 0-2 in the count. R-E-L-A-X a little bit, and let US...your devoted supporters...be your CLOSER.
Can you hear the crowd, John Boy? It started all the way out in the centerfield bleachers. By the time it got to you, it must be DEAFENING!
Na, na, na, na...Na, na, na, na...HEY HEY HEY...Good-bye.
And good riddance.