Dear Senator McChickenLittle:
The Sky REALLY IS falling! Yes, you were successful in energizing your Base. You used your feigned support for everything from women and Christians, to sick children and veterans to effectively increase your chances of holding Barack Obama under 400 Elevtoral Votes.
The bad news is...you have been around Washington, DC., for nearly three decades. And, unlike the early days of your political career, when the public could only receive information by Pony Express Rider, and later with the advent of the new-fangled Telegraph...today, your Record is readily obtainable...at least by those who are technically saavy enough to understand The Google, or The Email.
Today...despite the fraud you have sought to perpetrate in connection with this move to solidify your Base...virtually every Independent, as well as most Moderate Republicans are well aware of the fact that you have voted AGAINST each and every one of those groups you sought to pimp your Base with...including women, Christians, sick children...and yes, even veterans.
You voted against the Equal Pay Act, increases in the miminum wage, virtually every matter in anyway associated with health issues relating to women and children, increases to education funding, shorter tours of duty for members of the military and even college tuition for Veterans of the Iraq and Afghanistan Wars.
You play to the same religious right that you openly referred to as intolerant when your complete lack of any Christian Record, made Geoorge W. Bush the obvioius choice for that group in the year 2000. You publicly refused to speak at Bob Jones University, and privately referred to Jerry Falwell as Satan.
A mere seven years later, however...and when a Mormon had become your principal competition for the Republican Nomination for President...you stood in the pulpits at BOTH of those locations, and PRAISED the same people who were previously responsible for conducting the same kind of heinous political campaign you are now sponsoring on your own behalf.
And...you wonder why the only people who believe anything you say, are toothless, single-digit IQ Trailer Trash who you secretly hope you have sufficiently cultivated into a fascist mob who will initiate the 2nd Civil War to visit The United States of America.
You boast of kicking the ass of Seantor Obama, at a time when no school, house of worship, or place of employment in this nation has been exempt from random acts of violence.
You claim to denounce any and every member of the fringe element who attend your rallies...even going so far as to orchestrate television cameras witnessing you correct an 80 year old woman who professes that Obama is an Arab. At the same time, your Campaign is actively encouraging those same fringe elements to protest outside of early voting locations all over this great Nation.
What part of putting Country First, includes actively attempting to not only suppress the vote in a Presidential Election...but, also to TERRORIZE those Americans who would DARE take the time to present themselves to exercise the very right which so many of your so-called patriotic brothers have given their lives?
You whine about Senator Obama refusing to participate in Town Hall Meetings with you, and openly suggest that you would have run a much more legitimate campaign had these meetings taken place. Do you expect that Vladimir Putin will participate in Town Hall Meetings with you? If he did...would you be nicer to him? How do Americans benefit, in either instance, from your misguided notion of decency?
You whine about Senator Obama refusing to accept public financing...knowing of course, that your twenty-six years in Washington, DC...the number of your own cronies, the assistance you could have easily predicted from the same 527s who have controlled the outcome of the last several national elections...and of course, the 800 Pound Gorilla in the room...namely the color of your skin WOULD EASLY CREATE a natural advantage on your part, assuming both Candidates had the same amount of LEGAL money to spend.
You openly pander to twelve or more new groups on a moment by moment basis. You turn your back on the single most qualified potential resource on economic issues, as a VP Nominee...in favor of someone who is so intellectually challenged that she DID NOT EVEN REALIZE the extent to which she was being mocked this past Saturday night AS SHE STOOD NEXT TO Lorne Michaels.
You, yourself fervently court General Colin Powell both as a VP Nominee, and later as an Endorser...and when even a Military colleague who has been your friend for thirty years, rejects your Candidacy...you waste less than 24 hours before you and your surrogates begin trashing him.
You hire THE EXACT SAME FIRM who used Robo Calls to accuse you of fathering a Black child out of wedlock during your last run for the Presidency. In those days...you called them HATE CALLS. Today, you openly attempt to justify their usage.
You continue to ask the question WHO IS THE REAL BARACK OBAMA...when the public AND EVERY CORNER OF THE MEDIA has entered each and every cavity on the man, FOR OVER TWO YEARS.
This is yet ANOTHER example of your very simple, very basic, and now clearly pathological inability to speak any form of the truth to either the American People, or even to yourself.
Instead of asking the question, WHO IS THE REAL BARACK OBAMA...why not simply STATE as a matter of fact, My Friends...WE ALL KNOW THE REAL BARACK OBAMA...but, I have to keep suggesting that you do NOT know the Real barack Obama...because THAT will keep your focus away from the question WHO IS THE REAL JOHN McCAIN?
The REAL BARACK OBAMA, is a man who grew up WITH NOTHING, worked his way through two Ivy League Universities, and even regardless of race...was elected President of The Harvard Law Review.
The REAL BARACK OBAMA is a man who gave up opportunities to secure Supreme Court Clerkships, or high paid Associate Counsel positions at the Top Rated law firms in America, in favor of continuing in the tradition of his family, to give back to the community.
The REAL BARACK OBAMA has been married ONCE, never committed adultery, and dedicated his life to public service FOR ALL OF THE RIGHT REASONS.
The REAL BARACK OBAMA has never been the subject of an Ethics Complaint IN EITHER of the two legislative Bodies in which he has served.
The REAL Barack Obama still REALLY suspends his Campaign...in order to attend a soccer game with his daughter.
The REAL Barack Obama inspires HOPE, PEACE, JUSTICE, TRUTH, and a return to the core values which this Nation ONCE called our own...especially in times of great economic hardship, domestic, or international strife.
WHO IS THE REAL JOHN McCAIN?
The Real John McCain grew up with a Platinum Spoon coming out of BOTH SIDES of his mouth.
His father was an Admiral at a time when that meant even more than it does today. And, his grandfather was ALSO an Admiral...at a time when holding that Military Rank was something akin to Sainthood.
The Real John McCain was an admitted screw up. The Real John McCain is happy to admit that he graduated from the Naval Academy 5th from the Bottom of his Class. The Real John McCain DOES NOT tell you, that HE ONLY GOT INTO THE NAVAL ACADEMY...AS A LEGACY...because his father and grandfather had gone there, as well. (Somethign ELSE the Real John McCain has in common with George W. Bush.)
The Real John McCain DOES NOT tell you, that IN HIS SENIOR YEAR at the naval Academy...his father The Admiral had to actually COME TO THE NAVAL ACADEMY and plead a case on his behalf, in order not to be THROWN OUT of the Naval Academy, with less than three months left until Graduation.
The Real John McCain was permitted to continue flying AFTER CRASHING FOUR PLANES...before being shot down over Hanoi. NO OTHER PILOT in any branch of the US Military would have been afforded this opportunity. ANY other pilot would have been stripped of their Wings after one, or at the most two Incidents.
The Real John McCain professed his undying love for his wife as part of a battlefield sob story...only to begin having sex with any woman who would have him, after he returned home to find that his wife had suffered a disfiguring car accident.
The Real John McCain went from the coddled son and grandson of two former Admirals, who had been handed virtually everything in his life before even asking for it...to the adulterous and later husband of a Trust Fund Trophy Wife who could, would AND DID continue to hand him even those things which he could never have received from his own overly-blessed family.
The Real John McCain wasted NO TIME, once elected to the Office BOUGHT AND PAID FOR by his former concubine...before SELLING the Public Trust to Charles Keating...resulting ultimately in his being the target of numerous Ethics Violations and Charges.
The Real John McCain LIVED IN WASHINGTON, DC...while his Trust Fund Trophy Wife remained at her home in Arizona...BECAUSE EVEN NANCY REAGAN COULD NOT ACCEPT her, given that she was an admitted Home Wrecker who had carved emotional scars into the physical injuries suffered by THE FIRST MRS. McCAIN.
The Real John McCain talked tough about regulating the banking and mortgage industry ONLY AFTER he had actively assisted Phil Gramm IN DISMANTLING the regulatory system which has now crippled our economy.
The Real John McCain, not only refuses to reveal the true nature and extent of his newest battle with CANCER...but, simultaneously REFUSING to require that HIS VP NOMINEE disclose HER OWN medical records in order that the American Voter might know whether YOU, Sarah Palin, or perhaps even Nancy Pelosi will ultimately guide this Nation through one of our most trying periods in nearly a Century.
The Real John McCain tells his Base that he has Barack Obama...RIGHT WHERE HE WANTS HIM...when despite the purported closeness of the National Polling Numbers...even Fox news currently projects an overwhelming Electoral Vote majority in favor of Senator Obama...and one conservative commentator after another is jumping ship on John McCain almost every day.
The sky IS FALLING, Senator McChickenLittle. It is dropping like a rock. Better yet...it is dropping like your political career. Will Cindy be there for you, when you are even older...even more of the cancer has attacked you...Sarah Palin and her ass are nowhere for you to leer at, and Janet Napolitano has taken your Senate Seat from you in your failed attempt at re-election?
One Hundred Years from now...will anyone remember McCain - Feingold? Will they remember McCain - Kennedy?
Will they remember McCain?
Or, will the your only reference in any history book be the fact that you were on the losing end of one of the more lopsided victories in the history of the American Presidency?
The Late Burgess Meredith once told Rocky Balboa that he could have been GREAT...but that all he was, was a BUM.
God gave you everything, John McCain. He gave you a loving family. He gave you more opportunities to succeed in life and make a difference, than you, or anyone is perhaps entitled to receive. He gave you a chance to be GREAT.
You chose to be a BUM.
You chose to be a BUM when you took a spot at the Naval Academy knowing that you did not WANT that spot.
You chose to be a BUM when you did not VOLUNTARILY surrender your Wings after YOUR FOURTH Incident.
You chose to be a BUM when you made you life about nothing more than how many times you could commit adultery against your marriage.
You chose to be a BUM when you sold your Office to Charles Keating.
You made the same choice on dozens of additional occasions since then...and, most recently, you chose to be a BUM when you made your entire Presidential Campaign about trashing the extraordinary record of the one man who has shown himself capable of reparing the damage to this nation, which YOU have directly contributed to, over the entire time you have been in Public Life.
Rocky Balboa LOST his first fight with Apollo Creed.
And, if there had been only one such fight...regardless of his final round effort...only the words of Mick, his Trainer, would have been remembered.
THIS is the ONLY FIGHT YOU WILL EVER HAVE with Apollo Obama, John Boy.
You can stand in the ring bloodied and screaming for your Trust Fund Trophy Wife to come and hug you until they put another free cell tower on your ranch.
All I can hear are the words of your first wife, and everyone else you screwed on your weay to the middle...
You COULD have been GREAT...but, all you are is a BUM.
Obama Supporters will turn out IN HUGE NUMBERS. Whatever the National Polls indicate today, tomorrow, or on Novermber 4th...it IS the Electoral Vote that counts...and YOU WILL be seriously on the downside of that tally.
YOUR DAY HAS COME, McChicken...
...and so has ours.