In a shocking new CNN/ABC/Zogby/Asshat poll, it is revealed that McCain now leads Obama 65% to 40% among preschool children.
Some of the more interesting trendlines in the poll reveals the following:
93% of children aged 0 to 1-1/2 believe that they could get more milk out of Sarah Palin over Michelle Obaman, Cindy McCain, or Jill Biden.
Furthermore, one of the main reasons for McCain/Palin support is that the kids see Piper Palin carrying a Louis Vuitton purse, and they feel that the ticket that has such well dressed women as Sarah and Cindy, and John's $8,000 shoes will be much more able to dress them comfortable than a man with holes in his shoes and his wife who spends $100 on a dress to appear on The View.
Also, too, the kids like the fact that they get both a Mommy figure in Sarah Palin, and a Grandpa figure in John McCain, as opposed to only getting a Daddy figure in Obama.
Finally, the kids apologize that the poll was 65% + 40%, but they are not yet old enough to have had a math class yet.