Home sick today, and in the background McCain at a Rally on CNN - somewhere in Ohio. Attack, attack, attack... Get off my lawn... etc.
People behind him yawning, and twenty people clapping at all the right places.
Then, as the "excitement" builds, McCain leads up to an introduction... "Joe the Plumber is here with us today!" (Hooray! Clap, clap!)
"Where are you, Joe?"
(Hooray! Clap, clap!)
"I know he's here somewhere - Joe?"
(Hooray! Clap, clap!)
(Awkward pause - McCain and Cindy look around)
"I thought he was going to be here. Oh well, you're all Joe the Plumber!"
(Clap, mumble)
Let's give Joe a round of applause, anyway!
(Clap, mumble)
This is not SNARK! It just happened in Defiance, Ohio! It's almost sad! (okay, that part was snark) Can't wait to find the video!
UPDATE:: Found the video!!! Yippee!!
Hat Tip to Feduphoosier and MissLibrarian for assisting me in my feverish haze!