Off the top of my head, the Top Ten reasons why we must elect McCain/Palin:
- Must realize national education goal of teaching all children glossolalia as a second language - especially grammar.
- We dare not let up in our efforts to complete the "War In Every Time Zone" strategy.
- Forget wolves, when we get to the White House we can hunt liberals from planes.
- Must put an end to the "Hey, Sarah, I can see the end of your political career from my house" jokes.
- The economy needs a boost and $150,000 of clothes is just a start.
- They've already bought antler chairs for the Oval Office.
- Must stop Obama from painting the presidential residence and renaming it the Black House.
- It's been too long since we've had a shotgun wedding in the White House.
- Dick Cheney is tired of posing as a hot MILF with a funny accent - and the Jimmy Choos are killing his feet.
- lallagabokagagach tholakmechallnok tibbeh shakelenaynay bosettu pehplucktemleh! {smile/wink!}
Didn't make the cut:
Leave it to a man who takes Metamucil every day to get America going again.
Snowmobile races on the White House lawn.
Two words: Mooseburger Fridays.
Elect them or we release the Hillary porn tapes.
Others?