Presenting McCain Administration...
Vice-President: Sarah Palin
Qualifications : Sharing the wealth in Alaska. Pals around with secessionists and crooks.
Chief of Staff: Mark Salter
Qualifications: Wrote the Legend of John McCain
Secretary of Defense: John McCain.
Qualifications: Still living in the Cold War.
"Like (former President Dwight) Eisenhower, McCain would probably be his own secretary of Defense," said John J. "Jack" Pitney Jr., who teaches about politics and government at Claremont McKenna College in California.
Secretary of Offense: Joe Lieberman
Qualifications: Pals around with American Hero Sean Hannity.
National security adviser: Randy Scheunemann.
Qualifications: Neo-con lobbyist. Wants to bring back the Cold War.
Treasury Secretary: Joe Wurzelbacher.
Qualifications: American Hero.