When Sarah Palin was created from a pool of primordial ooze, the creator, He that shall not be named, enchanted her with ten bizarre and ludicrous creeds. Here they are...
- Thou shalt avoid investigation
- If thou are raped, pay for your own damn rape kit
- Thou shalt shoot wolves from helicopters with machine guns
- It is God's will to destroy the planet through an insane energy policy
- Thou shalt engage in zombie McCain nursing duties
- Thou shalt wink little starbursts into American living rooms so that Rich Lowry and his ilk have plenty of 'batin material
- Run thy small Hamlet's economy into the ground
- Every time a child reads a book, magazine or any type of publication, an angel dies a polar-bear like death
- Thou shalt earn expertise via proximity - ex. if thou can see something thou are an expert on it
- Thy voice shalt encourage the growth of hemmhorids on the eardrums of those that hear it
If you have any others, add 'em!!