The number of people who have literally returned from the grave to become a part of...or comment upon the Johnny McNuts Presidential effort is simply staggering.
Some, like Ronald Reagan and Herbert Hoover, have been channeled by the Candidate or members of his Senior Campaign Staff for the purpose of providing specific guidance on how to "look" like you have either Character, Integrity or Vision...without actually taking a principled stand on anything.
Others have just shown up on their own...usually to offer some form of private chiding to Johnny Hypocritic Oath, when the internal conflict between "WHAT JOHHNY SAY" and "WHAT JOHNNY DO," simply cannot be reconciled by someone who has NOT previously "followed the light".
Most recently, in this regard, the clearly recognizable apparition of singer, Peggy Lee has been seen stalking Johnny McShamless at virtually every campaign appearance.
In fact...if you listen REAL CLOSE during every McCain or Palin psycotic rant over the last five days (or play the tape backwards), you can actually hear the voice of Peggy Lee belting out the "Nether World Cover Version" of her 1 Hit Tune, "Is That All There Is?"
Eight years ago, Johnny McRovehosed, told a bus full of reporters on his way through South Carlina...while referencing George W. Bush...that the American Public was smart enought to figure out, that if all you did was to attack your opponent, you were doing that because you had no policies, no programs, and no vision for the future.
Eight weeks ago, Johnny Erkel began turning out TV ads using Paris Hilton, Brittney Spears, Reverend Wright, Bill Ayers, Franklin Raines, Barack Obama, Barack Obama, Barack Obama and of course...Barack Obama.
Missing from any of these TV ads were...John McCain, and of course...anything which John McCain actually stands for, believes in, endorses, or actively promotes, other than the fact that his desire to hold the highest Office in the World AT THE TIME OF HIS DEATH...not only makes him feel good about himself, but also, has caused him to urinate in public, on any and every principle or representation of personal integrity and character which may have once existed in any part of either the heart or soul of this self-proclaimed hero.
Virtually every news source, media watchdog organization, independent fact-checking entity, or other similar body has rejected the content of every Campaign Ad Approved by McCain...and rebuked McCain, Palin and their band of "holier than thou surrogates" for the collectively deceptive and openly deceitful content of nearly every word which has passed between their pathologically lying lips since the real campaign has been undertaken.
NOT ONE AD, in the last five weeks sees Johnny McWallStreet telling you ANYTHING about what HE WILL DO as President...or why WHAT HE WILL DO will be good for YOU.
NOT ONE AD, in the last five weeks sees Johnny McCheapShot doing, or saying ANYTHING other than about how Barack Obama is going to rape your pets, share pornography with your five year old, and use friends of his which ARE NOT LIKE YOU...to tax you to death while he PERSONALLY steals your identity in order to empty your bank and retirement accounts.
NOT ONE AD, in the last five weeks which has been deemed TRUTHFUL by ANYONE (other than Sean Hannity)...
And, NOT ONE AD in the last five weeks which has shown ANY COMPASSION FOR ANYONE who is losing their job, or their home, or their health care, or...as we are hearing so often these days...their life.
I was in the office of my veterinarian two days ago. I met a woman at the counter, while paying for medication for our dogs. She was 58 years old, and an employee of a bank which had recently failed and been merged with another financial institution. On Friday of last week, the new bank told all of the employees of the old bank, that ALL OF THEIR JOBS WOULD TERMINATE...on December 15th.
The woman stood, paying for services for her own dog...and broke down in tears. "December 15th," she said. "Why December 15th? What kind of a Christmas will my family have now?"
She had worked at the bank, since before it had first opened for business. She and her fellow employees were being fired on December 15th...because 16 days later, many of their pensions would fully vest.
Now, this woman has no job, AND no pension.
And, in the face of story after story just like this...or the one featured tonight on Yahoo News, where an out of work professional murdered his family and killed himself...John McCain can find NO BETTER REASON FOR AMERICANS TO MAKE HIM OUR PRESIDENT...THAN SOMETHING OBAMA DID, OR DIDNT DO...SOMEONE OBAMA DID OR DID NOT SIT ON A CHARITABLE BOARD WITH...SOMEONE WHO WANTED TO BE A PART OF, BUT WAS NEVER A PART OF THE OBAMA CAMPAIGN...OR SOME SIMILAR SMOKESCREEN WHICH MIGHT CAUSE YOU TO FORGET THAT JOHN McCAIN IS COMMITTED TO TAXING YOUR HEALTH CARE BENEFITS, GIVING MORE TAX BREAKS TO WALL STREET, THE CORPORATE ELITE, AND BIG OIL...and invading anyone who might just piss him off one day.
As long as you are so bombarded with lie, after lie, after lie...and one disgusting display of hundred year old political thuggery after another...you might just think that a professed de-regulator whose two principal economic advisors (Phil Gramm and Carly Fiorina)...HAVE BOTH BEEN BANISHED FROM THE CAMPAIGN...leaving an admitted passenger on the Economic Short Bus to deal with the worst financial catastrophe in 80 years to run things...is the guy you think should now be DRIVING THE BUS!
WHEN EACH NEW McCAIN ATTACK AD IS RELEASED...DEMAND THAT THE DETAILS OF CARLY FIORINA'S GOLDEN PARACHUTE BE REVEALED...instead of simply the terms of the Golden Shower she gave to the tens of thosuands of Americans WHO JOBS SHE SENT OVERSEAS IN ORDER TO GET HER MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR BONUS.
WHEN EACH NEW McCAIN ATTACK AD IS RELEASED...DEMAND THAT THE DETAILS OF PHIL GRAMM'S CONTRACT WITH UBS, BE REVEALED... ALONG WITH THE SPECIFICS OF THE ROLE HE PLAYED IN BRINGING DOWN THE WORLD BANKING SYSTEM...AND THE AMOUNT OF MONEY HE TOOK WITH HIM WHEN HE RETIRED FROM THE SENATE.
WHEN EACH NEW McCAIN ATTACK AD IS RELEASED...DEMAND THAT JOHN McCAIN TELL THE AMERICAN PUBLIC THE LAST TIME THAT HE PAID FOR EVEN A SINGLE MEDICAL PROCEDURE WHICH WAS NOT COVERED BY YOUR TAX DOLLARS.
And when each new McCain Attack Ad is released, join with the voice of Peggy Lee, and the rest of the Members of The All Star Dead Band, as we ALL ask John McCain and Sarah Palin...
"IS THAT ALL THERE IS?"
When all you can do is tell me what I should be voting AGAINST...what you are REALLY TELLING ME...is that YOU offer me NOTHING to vote FOR, and that Barack Obama should and will win this election...in a landslide.