Huzzah! Cindy McCain has graduated from making vacuous, generic introductory remarks at campaign events to being a full-fledged Republican smear artist. (What, they needed another one?)
In Bethlehem, PA, today, the would-be first Lady said:
"The day that Senator Obama decided to cast a vote to not fund my son when he was serving sent a cold chill through my body."
If only I could sit down and talk with the second Mrs. McCain, I'd love to ask her a few questions, such as:
Your husband also voted against troop funding, when the bill included a timetable for withdrawal. Did you get a chill that day, too? What did you take for it?
Cindy, you recently whined that Obama has run "the dirtiest campaign in history". Were you high when you said that?
Your husband's campaign has accused Obama of being everything from a vapid celebrity, to a traitor, to the Antichrist. Now, they've progressed to openly inciting violence, with screams of "Kill him"" and "Terrorist" spewing out of the mouths of their supporters, while your husband and his best new gal pal, Palin, smirk and nod.
As you sit there smiling blandly into space, are you so out of it that you don't hear them? Don't you feel the slightest moral obligation to stand up and say, "Stop! This is America - we don't condone that kind of ugly and dangerous hate speech"? Or is it that you just don't feel much of anything, anymore?
Do you ever wonder how Barack Obama's daughters feel when they hear people yell, "Terrorist" or "Kill him," and then watch your husband stand there and grin?
Cindy, do you understand that if Barack Obama's campaign was anything like the Rovian nightmare that your husband has unleashed, your opiate addiction, thefts, and adultery, as well as your father's racketeering conviction, would be hammered in every ad, every interview, and every speech?
Can you imagine what cute little nicknames they would tag you with? How they would rail against your vicious attack on family values? How they would dwell on the poor, faithful, disabled wife who waited FIVE AND A HALF YEARS whose husband you stole? And how many times would we see heartrending pictures of the three forlorn young children whose childhood you blighted by taking their Daddy away?
Would you agree that you have been treated with kid gloves by the MSM? Does it strike you as odd that your criminal and immoral behavior have not been mentioned once by any major news outlet in this election cycle?
If Michelle Obama was an admitted opiate addict and thief, an adulteress, and her father had been convicted on racketeering charges, do you think that she would have been given the free pass by the media that you've been given? If Michelle Obama was, like you, a thieving, lying, junky home-wrecker, do you think Barack Obama would have received his party's nomination?
While the media frothed at the mouth for months on end about Michelle Obama's 'anger', the nonexistent 'whitey' video, her 'first time I'm proud to be an American' gaffe, did you really need to weigh in with a smug, "I've ALWAYS been proud of MY country"?
Final question, Cindy: On a scale of 1 to 10, how 'proud of your country' were you when you were stealing drugs?