A takeoff on the famous Python song, "I'm a Lumberjack and I'm Okay." Here's the original, my parody is below the fold:
HANNITY:
I'm a rightwinghack, I'm not okay.
I hate all night and I talk all day.
AMERICANS:
He's a rightwinghack, it’s not okay.
He hates all night and he talks all day.
HANNITY:
I cut down dems. They eat my lunch.
I’ll say anything for a fee.
On Wednesdays I go insane
And spew muttered lies for free.
AMERICANS:
He hates the trees. He feels the crunch.
His show’s in the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes insane.
And spews muttered lies for free.
He's a rightwinghack, and he's okay.
He hates all night and he talks all day.
HANNITY:
I hate the trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put down women's issues
And want to kill smartcars.
AMERICANS:
He cuts down dems. They eat his lunch.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on crazy bastards,
And we think he hails from Mars?!
He's a rightwinghack, he's not okay.
He hates all night and he talks all day.
HANNITY:
I cut down trees. I sling falsehoods,
Untruths with a guffaw.
Wish I was a Good Guy,
Like your man Obama.
AMERICANS:
He hates trees. He slings falsehoods,
Untruths with a guffaw.