It just occurred to me that the Masked Avengers' prank call revealed something beyond even Governor Palin's continued advances in idiocy. What is it you ask? Follow me.
OK, slap me if I'm nit-picking, but did she or did she not answer the phone, "This is Sarah." Um, first name basis with foreign leaders you've never met? Not even a "Mr. President"?
And didn't she also get on the phone expecting that President Sarkozy would already be on the line waiting for her? Are you freakin kidding me? Uh, yeah, Sarah, baby, the PRESIDENT of a foreign nation is waiting on you, who still won't outrank him diplomatically even if you do pull this election out of your ass. Sorry, you'll be holding for him.
Sure this diplomatic stuff is confusing, and I know you've had your hands full inciting full-scale insurrection, should, Heaven forbid, the American people elect a terrorist-lovin', wealth spreadin', socialist. But look, the thing is, this diplomatic stuff is the EASISET AND MOST VIVIBLE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE JOB YOU'RE SEEKING. And let's not kid ourselves, you're not really qualified for the tougher stuff. Hell, I'm not sure you'd be able to figure out how to push the button to cast a tie-breakin' vote while presidin' over the Senate.
"This is Sarah." God help us all.