Piper Palin - who is an adorable little kid but, growing up with a clothes-obsessed, egocentric, right-wingnut mom and - judging by his public utterances - double-digit IQ dad, is at great risk of maturing into another dysfunctional Palin offspring. She told Matt Lauer today that she missed "lots of school" and that it has been "really hard" for her since mommy sank the GOP ticket and retreated back to making Moose chili for her stage-managed, stop-the-bleeding TV PR blitz.
Isn't that just so "Real America" of the Diva, to drag her little kid around the country, exposing her to political machinations and little sleep, all in the name of Mommy's career ambitions?
I know I feel so warm and fuzzy knowing that Piper's critical younger educational years have been stunted by her mom's bloodthirst spotlight thirsts.
I feel great that Celebrity Sarah would have gladly thrown her kids under the proverbial bus to get her $500 footed-shoes into the White House.
Poor Piper. I TRULY feel sorry for the little girl. Especially now that Celebrity Sarah is using her as a pawn again for the cameras, to get sympathy.
What Sarah and Todd didn't realize, though, was that Piper's words to Lauer were, in essence, a cry for help.