It appears that millions are not forthcoming for the memoir that W. was going to pen as soon as he leaves office. And as for the speaking circuit, you know how that goes. But let us not misunderestimate him. There are still plenty of jobs that he is uniquely qualified for. Let us give W. some career advice so he can spend the next few weeks retraining himself for the rest of his life.
- Turkey Pardoner. Bush can go around the country pardoning Turkeys after giving them cute names like Scooter and Uncle Ted .
- Postage stamp licker. Post-offices all over are facing cutbacks. Bush can provide a valuable public service by standing near the counter with his tongue hanging out.
- Hunting companion to Cheney. For some reason the VP is having trouble finding partners.
- Pooper-Scooper duty for the Obama puppy. Bush knows the house. Knows where the bones are buried by Barney.
- Consul General in Waziristan. Nobody else will go there and they specifically requested Bush. They must really really like him over there.
- Waterboard tester. The CIA needs volunteers to test their latest form of non-torture. Who but W. to do the beta testing?
- National "Have a beer with me" tour along with the guy who played Cliff on Cheers. Isn't that why people elected him? Not fair they never got the chance.
- Speaking Tour of the United States, sponsored by the Democratic National Committee. We need the gift that keeps on giving .
- Head of the Mormon Church. They deserve him.
- Write-in your idea in the comments.
And the winner from comment so far is:
Head of the RNC.
I know, we can only hope.