So charming when bullies turn pathetic.
I have a hearty suggestion for all of us: seek out exit pollsters. Find them. Be willing to engage in the exit polling. And lie. Tell the exit pollsters you voted for Barack Obama. Tell them you are a diehard liberal. But tell them you voted for Barack Obama.
Then go home and watch the media realize there is something badly wrong with their data and make them have to watch the results come in with the rest of us.
Let's give one last hurrah to Operation Chaos.
Um... guys...
Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Your natural role models, Marmalard and Niedermayer, weren't in Delta House.
So just revert to type, trust your tried and true coping strategies, bend over the chapter table and remember to say...
"Please Sir, may I have another?"