Will the messianic stumblebum get the hint this time? Will Bob get a job selling Borat's wife's homemade cheese? Will Humble John learn not to call his wife the c-word any more? Will Sarah and Todd go back to being the Tonya Harding and Jeff Gillooly of Cicely until the 2012 Iowa caucuses? Will Bristol and Levi quietly announce that they're not really getting married after all?
Will I dance a merry jig?