America, I Saw your election tonight. You looked so hot all dressed up in change and hope and unity. Damn, girl, you got it going on!
I'd like to cover you with progress and hard work and become one with you. I know I'm being a little forward, but I saw the way you looked at me, straight into my soul and wrapped around my heart.
Tonight's election fit your electoral body so tight, revealing all your curves of freedom and equality. You are such a hottie! We should hook up.
Call me, America. You won't be disappointed.