Governor Sarah Palin flies home to Alaska today.
At an Alaska Obama gathering Tuesday night, some celebrants said they were disappointed by the new Palin they saw in the campaign.
"All the alliances she used to get things done have been shattered," said Kate Troll, executive director of the Alaska Conservation Alliance. "She comes back to unknown territory."
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Somewhere over the Western US...
Todd?
Yes dear.
Did we bring the shotgun?
We did Sarah. Why do you ask?
I'm worried.
You worried? About what? The secret service is with us, at least until we land, and the people love you.
John didn't.
Oh pooh. He just doesn't understand you. For that matter neither did Cindy, but she's just jealous.
Really?
Yes really Sarah. I mean, look at you, you're a hottie. Why every time I see you with a shotgun I get as hard as a glacier.
Oh Todd you always know just what to say.
< Bing > This is the captain. If you look off to the right of the plane you'll see Mt. Rainier, the only peak in the lower forty eight with a glacier. Unfortunately it's melting.
Todd?
Yes dear.
Do you think they still love me in Juneau?
Of course they do. We'll just have to watch out for all those jealous types, and those liberals who hate America, the heathens, those tax and spenders from the left and of course those radical terrorists. Oh, and the polar bears, don't forget the polar bears.
Should I worry then?
No Sarah, we don't have to worry about anybody really, expect maybe those lying in wait.
Lying in wait to what?
To hurt us, to embarrass us, to make it impossible for you to run for President next time.
<Bing> This is the captain. If you look off to the left you might see moose as they migrate south for the rutting season.
Todd?
Uh uh.
Did you bring the shotgun shells?
Yep. Is that okay?
Yessiree.
Anything else Sarah?
No, we're done.