I offer a haiku "in honor" of our favorite Gov. Demagogue:
Palin's wailin' North
"I am the GOP Queen!
Brains don't mean jack $hit!"
On this date in 1861, Jefferson Davis was elected president of the Confederacy. I bet the First Dude just creams in his jeans at the possibilities of fixing what Davis did wrong for the land of moose stew, helicopter wolf hunting, & convicted felons as sitting US Senators!
After that lovely image, here's something to cleanse the palate & make you feel wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, & more wonderful.
Let's Countdown with Keith & the gang!
And, because I'm still in "Hoosier" pride afterglow, here is a picture of the state capitol!
#5 "The ‘Real’American President" AKA "The Transition" AKA "Brief Encounters" AKA "What Do We Do Now?" - HA! Obama won the county that was the "real America" according to Gov. Demagogue. How do you all feel about Rahm Emanuel getting the Chief of Staff gig? I really don’t know much about him. Wasn’t he fairly instrumental in the Dems making all the Congressional gains they did in 2006? Educate me, please! Good grief, John Boehner didn’t lose Tuesday? Dammit. Hell, GWB was nice for 2 days in a row?! He’s absolutely on the sauce again or is suddenly concerned that history may judge him as the boil – on – the – butt of humanity he is. OMG, Richard Wolffe looks just dreamy in blue [insert wanton sigh here]. Plenty of the GOP is demonizing the Obama White House already. I’m still not on the Lawrence Summers – at – Treasury bandwagon, but, if Barack Obama trusts him, I guess I can give him a chance as long as Summers doesn’t start shooting his mouth off about the "fairer sex." I wonder what these intelligence briefings are like? Are these like a give – and – take type deal, or does Obama just have to sit there & listen?
#4 "Balance of Power" AKA "Senate Shuffle" AKA "Power Play" - Do we dare hope for that magic Senate number?! Stevens MIGHT be expelled by the Senate?! He sure as $hit better be! Damn Alaskans voting for a f*ckin’ convicted felon...WTF? Joementum didn’t look too bruised from his meeting with Senator Reid. There may have been voting problems in Georgia the other day. Oh goody. I don’t want the Dems to "need" Joementum anymore; I WANT HIM OUT OF THE CAUCUS! Go Al Franken!
** Babies are being named "Obama," "Barack," or "Michelle." 1200 Obama cupcakes?! Yummers!!
Finland doesn’t like Little House on the Prairie. Hey! How did that chick get ahold of my blow torch?! Did one of y’all narc me out??!! ;D **
#3 "War of the Losers" AKA "Republicannibals" - The GOP REPO’s gettin’ the clothes back. Watch out for the First Dude! Randy WhatsHisName was tossed out for backing the pistol – packin’ mama?! Oh well, he’s got that Georgia lobbying money to fall back on. The concept of "logic" with the GOP is an oxymoron. MooseMom just brings out the best in everyone, doesn’t she!
BUSHED! "I Could Write a Book – Gate" - GWB wants to do readin’ & writin’?! ELITIST! DRUM HIS SORRY A$$ OUT OF THE PARTY! HE’S A LEPER! "International Diplomacy – Gate" - Russia didn’t exactly give Obama a warm welcome. "Ice – Gate" - A GWB hack in immigration violated federal law to try to sabotage an Obama victory.
WPITW – The Italian Prime Minister opened his fool mouth again. TurdBlossom is changing his tune about Barack Obama. Our POTUS – Elect has gone from Karl Marx to "center – right." When’s he going to jail?! NewsCorp is tanking. What a shame...a damn, damn, DAMN shame! Ya’ think Sean Hannity & Mr. Bull Snort will get pay cuts?
#1 "Barney Trouble" AKA "Release the Hounds" - Damn dog... Presidents need to be cat people!