Sitting here at work, in heaven because of Obama's awesome victory...but depressed that the election season is over and no more poking fun at people. All the adrenalin is gone from my weakened body. Checked for lint in my belly button, but found none (cleaned it out yesterday when I was in the same state), so decided to ponder on what will happen to the players of this election.
Feel free to add more in the comment section...Please forgive any Typos, my mind is numb....
WHAT WILL THEY DO NOW? (Please keep adding to the list)
Sarah Palin
Selling imaginary Moose (shot by father-in-law) burger with a side of oil-slicked fries. Nowhere burger. Then tries crossing the bridge to nowhere and ends up falling into the ICY bay. Her cold-induced-chattering mouth is a welcome break from her shrill ice-breaking (literally) voice.
John McCain
Wondering which direction to face while farting. Mumbling incoherently, still trying to find way to exit stage.
Joe Lieberman
Knee pads........for groveling in front of Reid
Bill Clinton
Part of Obamas cabinet for energy. His anger is harnessed towards clean energy. Until his anger makes him flatulent. Then he is a natural gas producer.
Hillary Clinton
Holding nose as shield from flatulence, whups Boener’s ass for being a Boener. Boener cries.
PUMA
Takes their ass and glues cheeks together for showing unity with other asses.
Pumas, the magnificent felines, file lawsuits against superglued-ass-cheek-losers. Lawyer is Edwards, who is taking a break from affairs.
Hannity
Proves evolution does not exist (proves reverse evolution), looks more and more like a Neanderthal with forehead slanting more
O’Reilly
Gets loofa in a bunch and spits at TV every time someone mentions PRESIDENT OBAMA or Senator Franken
Bill Cunningham
Who the f..k is he? Places garlic all over his stinking ass so as not to be raped by the anti-Christ.
Bachmann
Thanks her ugly stars that she is not relegated to the bottom of the dumpster. She knows she is still in the middle of the dumpster.