Now I must admit that it's very hard for me to like most republicans... but in these difficult economic times, even I wouldn't wish to cause a republican Santa to lose his job.
But then again, having said that, a voice inside says What about the children??
Over the fold you will find some graphic images that may be disturbing but I feel the truth must get out... And to the parents of small children, please find a way to screen your Santa's political leanings before the visit... in case you accidentally emotionally harm the ones you love. Follow below, if you dare...
In this first shot, after asking the kids what they wanted for Christmas, this Santa was then alleged to have said "Hey kids! Wanna hear who was on "Fox and Friends" yesterday?" Sadly, chaos ensued:
But that's how it goes with republican Santas. They seem "normal" at first but they can quickly turn. After learning these two kids wanted video games for Christmas, this Santa informed them there would be no Christmas this year because their "whiny" mommy and daddy both lost their jobs! He then began quoting Phil Gramm:
This Santa? What could he possibly have done to elicit such a horrific response? A lengthy diatribe on supply-side economics:
This next one had a sad ending. This Santa tried to tell little Denise here that Barack Obama is a socialist and a Muslim. Moments after this photo was taken the enraged Denise plunged her peppermint stick into his eye, causing irreparable damage:
This Santa was explaining to Ike here the joys of wolf hunting, by airplane, in Alaska. He was a bit too graphic in his portrayal, unfortunately:
And finally this was a very bad Santa from Detroit Michigan who felt compelled to tell little Sally here that his friends in the Senate killed a bill yesterday that would have saved her daddy's job. So, for Christmas, she'll probably be homeless and hungry. Santa then fell out of his chair, twitching, from an Oxycontin overdose:
Well, there you have it. There are more examples, of course, but I'm sure you get the point. A republican Santa is often a wolf in sheep's clothing.