It's Christmas Eve, NORAD shows Santa making his way across the sub-continent and entering eastern Europe, and the pack in the neighborhood is even pitching in to get ready!!
And you're sitting at that damned computer, fussin' and fightin'??
Have a cup of grog.
Make some Martha Washington Egg Nog:
One dozen eggs, whipped to a froth.
1 cup of sugar, beaten in until dissolved.
1 tablespoon of vanilla.
1 cup of brandy, rum, or good bourbon.
Sprinkle with nutmeg and serve cold.
Wrap something.
Turn on the tree lights.
Finish decorating.
Call your Mother.
Make a couple of dozen cookies and take them to a neighbor who will be alone this holiday.
Have a nice hot cup of tea.
Everyone is getting ready for the Big Day. Join them and turn off the computer. It will keep for 24 hours. Really!
Happy Holidays, to everyone.