I know, it's that time of year again. The time of year when downtrodden Christians innocently go out singing about and decorating the world with their Love of Our Savior Jesus Christ. And just like every year, those intolerant Atheists who control our nation with their massive cabalistic organization, their top-down organized branch of hate, try to ruin it for us all by not believing in God.
Oh the humanismaty! Oh the secular doom! Why oh why must a group as powerful, influential, and with such overwhelming support from so many quarters try to inflcit their grinchy lack of belief on the good Christian martyrs? What can good progressives like us do to stop the intolerance of Atheists?
Every day I read stories about how atheists--in obvious violation of the Constitution--try to force local courthouses to put up displays of not-god and not-commandments.
Every week we see stories about how gangs of godless atheist thugs beat young Christian carolers for braving the secular streets with and raising their voices with the joy of their beliefs.
And all to often there are reports of atheist congressman discussing that since the United States was founded on atheist principles, Darwin's face should adorn every church and steeple.
And have I complained about the atheist music in the stores, and the atheist decorations, and the atheist holiday greetings of "There is no god, have a good day?"
It all smacks of oppression to me.
People are asking, intelligently enough, what the blazes ticked me off. This is what did it.