While others give high fives to each other over FISA expiring, the Heritage Foundation FISA Overtime Clock keeps ticking towards our doom. What follows is the first in a set of posts to keep a record of the horrors to come, as a reminder to future generations to never repeat the awful mistakes that were committed at midnight on Saturday
Sunday, February 17 1:56 am EST
It has now been 2 hours, 54 minutes and 56.85 seconds since FISA ceased to exist and I'm looking out my window now, not exactly sure where the terrorists plan to strike. Even scarier is the fact the defeatocrats set the bill to expire on Nova Scotia time, like a cruel joke before the end comes. Still, I remain firm and resolved to survive the upcoming assaults. No doubt the terrorists are sending flurries of emails to each other even now, organizing to strike the heart of our nation, but come what I may I will be ready.
I've purchased several carts of bottled water, duct tape, and frozen food, along with a large supply of discounted valentine chocolate from the store. I can't discount the possibility the terrorists will hit local power plants, but all I've managed to do so far is Macgyver a wind up emergency flashlight to power my fridge and microwave. In the morning, if I'm lucky, there will be some gasoline generators still functional in the rubble.
I deeply regret my hesitation, as it was not till yesterday I attempted to get proper protection. The storekeeper was not impressed by the upcoming threat and said there was still a waiting period for a handgun, despite the fact the jihadofacists are here TODAY! I've been watching outside my window for suspicious activity and have already called in a report on a small group of terrorist aged middle eastern men, though it's dark and they may have been Mexicans. Damn those open borders, letting terrorists slip across unhindered and now using cell phones with impunity!
I hope the Democrats are happy with themselves. I can almost hear it, the secret surveillance room in AT&T's corporate headquarters going silent because current law doesn't recognize the internet exists. The entire world wide web is now a vast terrorist recruitment center. I only pray congress will come to its senses come Monday.
Beginning in the morning, I will blog every day when the sun is highest in the sky to rally survivors together. I can provide food, shelter, and protection. I can, at least, be thankful it's still February and cold. The islamomarxists are far more adapted to the heat and our battle will only be harder then. I pray we can provide retroactive telecom immunity before it comes to that, but in this day and age I always prepare for the worst.
For all of you still out there, good luck and God speed.
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