Here's the speech I'd like to hear Barack Obama plagiarize:
My fellow Americans.
Like you, I've been amazed by this year's primary election.
I am amazed that after so many years in this nation of opportunity, the voters finally have a chance to elect a black man or a white woman president of this great land.
For together, we have struggled long and hard.
Some of us came here as slaves. Generations of us could not vote.
Black Americans have been pushed to the back of the bus, bitten by vicious dogs, blasted with fire hoses and hung from the branches swamp trees.
And women have suffered too, sometimes more recently than other minorities. Black men could vote before white women could.
I'd like to help all people keep pace with progress in this country.
It would not hurt my feelings one bit if a woman were president before a black man.
And so, tonight, I urge the House of Representatives to begin simultaneous impeachment proceedings against both George Bush and Dick Cheney. I urge the Senate to convict George Bush and Dick Cheney on the articles of impeachment.
And I urge all Americans to support President Nancy Pelosi as she serves out the remainder of George Bush's term.
Because America can't afford to wait any longer.
America can't afford another year of George Bush as president.
America can't afford another year of my cousin Dick Cheney as vice president.
And it's time, finally, to let a woman run this nation.
It's time, finally, for Nancy Pelosi and the Congress to step up and end this long national nightmare.
Thank you very much. God Bless You! Thank you Houston! Good night.