A few days ago, a friend of mine suggested that as compassionate people we help McCain win, so the Republicans have a chance to fix what they've done for the past 7 1/2 years.
Knowing a perfectly reasonable statment when I hear one, I've gone to the deep recesses of my, and really, our collective goodwill and Kossackian cheer and offer these slogans to help usher in a dose of McCainia that makes Obamania look like Joementum.
McCain 08 - "Like baby Jesus, only battle tested"
McCain 08 - "Bigger, Bolder, Blacker"
"I've got a hardon for war, and I intend to use it" - paid for by John McCain for President
Vegan Teens for John McCain
Now dont get fussy. McCain in 08
John McCain, he's got the presidents endorsment, surely that means sumthin.
McCain 08- "This will not be pleaseant"
The Blood is not ours! McCain/Lieberman 08
McCain 08 - "Use your illusion"
"1st African American? 1st Female President? The Dinosaurs were here 1st". Vote McCain
Give Peace a Break- John McCain in 2008 (button)
"This sensible villager strongly suggests a look at John McCain in 2008"
"My wife and Mother both think I'd make a great President."
Paid for by John McCain for President.
"Are you threatening me?" McCain 08
"Passion. Financial support. Voter Turnout. It ain't everything".
McCain in 08.
John McCain. Like Fred Thompson, only louder.